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    Listen Dummy

    Listen, Dumb Girl on the Highway,

    I realize that social media is ubiquitous and that everyone thinks their camera is some kind of righteous weapon. But cameras only control people if they're ashamed of their behavior. While I'm not exactly proud of myself for flipping you off, I'm not ashamed either. And if you even took a photo, all you got was the back of a car driving legally up the road.

    You on the other hand, cut so aggressively out of the on ramp, that the car in front of you no longer had an opportunity to merge onto the highway. I have no doubt if I'd been just a few feet farther back you'd have cut all the way to the left lane forcing me to slam on my brakes too. You then proceeded to move to the left lane and allow a line of cars to form behind you with nobody in the right lane at all.

    Should I flip people like you off? Probably not, what good does it accomplish. But I was standing up for the person in front of you that you screwed over. What were you doing? Just being the stupid, selfish, spoiled bitch you've always been.

    So go ahead. Plaster an innocuous picture of my car all over your social media if it makes you feel better. We both know what really happened.
    "...but when she goes off you, she will not just walk away, she will walk away with your fucking skin in a jar." ~~ DoctorRandomercam
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    that's why I have a dash-cam

    The face of the idiot cyclista as he goes over my bumper ---> :-(
    "Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one" - Charles Mackay

    And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee. - Donne

    "What we are seeing in this headless misandry is a grand display of the Tyranny of the Underdog: 'I am a wretchedly longstanding victim; therefore I own no burden of adult accountability, nor need to honor any restraint against my words and actions. In fact, all efforts to restrain me are only further proof of my oppressed condition.'
    "It is the most perfect trump-card against accountable living ever devised." - Gladden Schrock

    "What remains for most men in modern life is a world of expectation without reward, burden without honor and service without self" - Paul Elam

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatrixTransform View Post
    that's why I have a dash-cam

    The face of the idiot cyclista as he goes over my bumper ---> :-(
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwzK...i_VIjOaYueNRAw

    The cyclist themselves may no longer be of any concern...
    "The truth is sometimes a poor competitor in the market of ideas" George F. Kennan

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    LMAO...that is possibly the funniest thing Ive seen in eons
    "Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one" - Charles Mackay

    And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee. - Donne

    "What we are seeing in this headless misandry is a grand display of the Tyranny of the Underdog: 'I am a wretchedly longstanding victim; therefore I own no burden of adult accountability, nor need to honor any restraint against my words and actions. In fact, all efforts to restrain me are only further proof of my oppressed condition.'
    "It is the most perfect trump-card against accountable living ever devised." - Gladden Schrock

    "What remains for most men in modern life is a world of expectation without reward, burden without honor and service without self" - Paul Elam

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    heh that was good
    Quote Originally Posted by TheNarrator View Post
    Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

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    Parody of Google's parody. Good stuff.


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