Cat Fight At Forty Thousand Feet...

[Autolite]

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/delta-flig...183738109.html

I think this is totally awesome! Imagine two hottie stewardesses going at each other in the aisle. I'd pay extra to see something like that! Maybe instead of an in-flight movie they could stage 'Live Stewardess Kick-boxing' matches...

[joeyd]

Send em to anger mgmt with this mutt




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[Crumbock]

Maybe they can pull each others clothes off, like Maury etc. I mean, why else would anyone watch

[Manalysis]

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/delta-flig...183738109.html

I think this is totally awesome! Imagine two hottie stewardesses going at each other in the aisle. I'd pay extra to see something like that! Maybe instead of an in-flight movie they could stage 'Live Stewardess Kick-boxing' matches...

Wot, no pics? 347 passengers, and no iPhone?

Howver.
From the same news page:

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/thief-jewe...829.html?nhp=1
A career thief reflects on honesty ...
"I didn't want to hear that word, 'steal,'" she said. "I kept saying, 'No, it's not stealing. I'm only taking what the man wants me to have.'"

and more serious

"https://ca.news.yahoo.com/boko-haram-burns-kids-alive-nigeria-86-dead-215318316.html?nhp=1"
The massacred were either "kids" or "family menbers". What are the odds that these were boys and fathers?
What with the only people with gender there, were "three female suicide bombers".

M

[Autolite]

Wot, no pics? 347 passengers, and no iPhone?

I'm thinkin' the video might show up somewhere on 'pay per view'.

and more serious
"https://ca.news.yahoo.com/boko-haram-burns-kids-alive-nigeria-86-dead-215318316.html?nhp=1"

Yeah, I saw that headline too. When I read "burns kids alive" I figured maybe we could use that story to start a 'God Works In Mysterious Ways' thread...

[dubs]

I doubt they were pretty blonde stewardesses...rolling around...helping each other disrobe...in jello...

More like shaniqua and laquisha fighting over $12.

They'll settle it after work with a drive-by shooting.

[mr_e]

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/delta-flig...183738109.html

I think this is totally awesome! Imagine two hottie stewardesses going at each other in the aisle. I'd pay extra to see something like that! Maybe instead of an in-flight movie they could stage 'Live Stewardess Kick-boxing' matches...

It's all that TOXIC ESTROGEN.

[mr_e]

"Some of our team members did not display their best behavior. We expect our flight crew to be nothing but courteous and professional at all times and what you experienced was far from that. I am sorry we didn’t deliver on our brand promise for you today.”


We now return you to our inflight movie, "Skanks on a Plane".

[mr_e]

and more serious

"https://ca.news.yahoo.com/boko-haram-burns-kids-alive-nigeria-86-dead-215318316.html?nhp=1"
The massacred were either "kids" or "family menbers". What are the odds that these were boys and fathers?
What with the only people with gender there, were "three female suicide bombers".

M

Yup. You won't hear that on the regular news. They must have been all BOYS. Otherwise there would be a FEMALE body count.

[Manalysis]

Yeah, I saw that headline too. When I read "burns kids alive" I figured maybe we could use that story to start a 'God Works In Mysterious Ways' thread...

Up in smoke they went, AMDG, lucky bastards.

Put it in the atheism thread. Another good reason.

M

[Jaybee]

"some of our team members did not display their best behavior. We expect our flight crew to be nothing but courteous and professional at all times and what you experienced was far from that. I am sorry we didn’t deliver on our brand promise for you today.”


we now return you to our inflight movie, "skanks on a plane".

............lmao!!!