Does one laugh or cry at a headline like this?

Jurors in High Wycombe, England, heard John Gonzalez, 54, founder of Man Not Included, offered his alleged victim a ride as she was walking home from a nightclub on Feb. 6, according to the Daily Mail.

Prosecutors claim Gonzalez drove the unidentified woman to a parking lot where he forced himself on her and demanded she call him "sir."
Sir - lol.

The woman says she faked an orgasm to try to make him stop but it didn't deter him. He unbuttoned his pants and forced the victim to perform a sex act on him, court heard.
Huh? She faked an orgasm before he unbuttoned his pants? How rude, she could at least have waited.