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Don't Put Glitter in Your Vaginas

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  • Don't Put Glitter in Your Vaginas

    Question: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a whore?

    Answer: A whore can wash her crack and sell it again..

    Don't Put Glitter in Your Vaginas


  • #2
    If I go down on a girl and I see glitter, I'm done.

    Get that shit out of my house. Go home, wash, beg forgiveness.


    • #3
      Cunnilingus is for lesbians. Or guys who don't know how to fuck.


      • #4
        I thought the purpose of this stuff was to hide the fact that some other guy blew his load in her less than 3 hours ago.
        "...but when she goes off you, she will not just walk away, she will walk away with your fucking skin in a jar." ~~ DoctorRandomercam
        "The laws of man, they don't apply when blood gets in a woman's eye" - The Black Keys


        • #5
          As long as the bitch showered.

          They're all whores once you get down to it.


          • #6
            Nope.. my wife, my daughter.. not whores. Not even in generalities.. very few women (by population) just sleep around (glitter or no glitter). The issue is that non-selective women (raised without dads mostly) tend to sleep around a hell of a lot more.

            Its not glitter in their vagina's you need to worry about... its all the other shit (sometimes literally) that gets stuffed in there.

            Be choosy guys... life ain't porn... and STD's don't care if you are red pilled or not.