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    My Mommy is a ho,

    http://dudecomedy.com/mom-turns-to-p...tmas-presents/

  • #2
    [QUOTE=joeyd;166497]My Mommy is a ho,
    /QUOTE]

    Cool.
    Stay single and prosper!

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    • #3
      wow..now this is unusual

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      • #4
        Her Hamster must be in incredible cardiovascular shape!!
        "...but when she goes off you, she will not just walk away, she will walk away with your fucking skin in a jar." ~~ DoctorRandomercam
        "The laws of man, they don't apply when blood gets in a woman's eye" - The Black Keys

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        • #5
          Wow. That's really sweet actually. Warms the cockles of me black little heart. Really.
          Jolie Rouge - The Pretty Red
          ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
          He who learns must suffer
          And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget
          Falls drop by drop upon the heart,
          ...And in our own despair, against our will,
          Comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

          - Agamemnon; by Aeschylus(Edith Hamilton's Translation,modified)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Mifune View Post
            Her Hamster must be in incredible cardiovascular shape!!
            Is it a bird? Is it a plane?? No, it's Super Rationalization Hamster!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wUe5aEwHM

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            • #7
              Ok, let's do some math...

              She's 20

              He's 5

              He was born when she was 15

              Which means he was conceived when she was 14

              ... ... ...

              Given her wide array of intelligent choices leading up to "disappointing" xmas', is it any surprise she turned to porn? Smarter than hookin anyhow.
              RWBY is Legend. Honey Badgers

              Women Against Feminism.

              Logic trumps ignorance, but emotion retards edification.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Shadizar View Post
                Ok, let's do some math...

                She's 20

                He's 5

                He was born when she was 15

                Which means he was conceived when she was 14

                ... ... ...

                Given her wide array of intelligent choices leading up to "disappointing" xmas', is it any surprise she turned to porn? Smarter than hookin anyhow.
                Now now, she could've been like 15 and 1 month, got pregnant, and gave birth when she was still 15. Or he could have been early. Or she could have adopted (doubtful considering they like people with money to adopt and single people to have buttloads of money which means she wouldn't have needed to do this to get the money for presents).

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by joeyd View Post
                  My mom is a feminist

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